Punchlines: Political gossip and a mugshot

Texas Gov. Rick Perry has been booked on indictment charges. Former secretary of State Hillary Clinton is publicly feuding with her one-time boss. While Bill Clinton, well, he's just being Bill Clinton. And according to one comic, we ain't seen nothing yet! Just wait until the 2016 presidential campaigns get into full swing. Until then, we have a political mug shot (followed by a trip to the ice cream parlor) and all other sorts of political gossip to keep us occupied. One comic gives us a preview of 2016 mudslinging with an ad from Mitt Romney's campaign that, among other things, shows President Obama vacationing in Martha's Vineyard.

And who knew that Perry's mugshot would look so similar to that of another celebrity who has been booked more than once? Check it out in this webisode of Punchlines. Finally, did you know that Tuesday was Bill Clinton's birthday? Hear his reaction to the surprise he got from his wife.

Take a look at our favorite jokes in this political roundup, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visitopinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.

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